Last night my husband mentioned he would be teaching his third graders how to write haiku today. So I decided to practice. And to hold a little contest (also because I am bored). Here are mine (which are not, of ... [Link]
I was at Target (Mecca) tonight looking at legwarmers.Wait, there’s more.My baby sister is getting married in a month. I picked her up for a late night run to the fabric store. We wandered the aisles trying to find the ... [Link]
Just a quick note to say that Stephanie and Christian were transfered to Utah today with the help of our vigilant sister Page, the amazing staff at Maricopa (that is link just for Michael) and the Utah team.Tomorrow she will ... [Link]
You know those nights when you can't bring yourself to read a whole conference talk in the Ensign or a whole chapter in the scriptures? When I was a teenager and still wanted to fill in the "100% scripture reader" ... [Link]
My favorite store has opened an *American* branch. No more suffering at the hand of the exchange rate! No more paying overseas shipping more expensive than my purchase! Merry Christmas to ME! [Link]
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Well two, actually. First of all, save your pennies. So you can do all your Christmas shopping right here: You can buy some great stuff from my friend Tonya, or Rebecca–who grew up good across the street from me, or ... [Link]
Today I wore my leg warmers and I don't care what you think about leg warmers. Leg warmers are phenomenal accessories because they function to do one thing: warm my legs. Don't you know that when your body senses that ... [Link]
...takes place in the same building (I usually even sit in the same room), with many of the same people. The main differences are that I swap my high heels for a neckerchief and slide, and Bryce changes out his ... [Link]
Puppy is home, along with four prescriptions--at least one of which he will need for a minimum of six months, a greater than 50% chance of relapse, and a whole boatload of medical bills. Diagnosis? Meningitis. Years ago Don and ... [Link]
Last night I had ganache success! Look at all the whipped chocolate delicious...So I filled the cake. Here it is part-way through the process...I now have a problem: a really big, really rich cake that we can't eat by ourselves.Won't ... [Link]
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I’ve read a lot lately, mostly because I have committed to a philosophy of not writing at all unless I really, really feel like it. (Don’t know how long that will last.)Besides a handful of mediocre things, I read An Exact ... [Link]
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photo courtesy Bernina Northwest I don’t remember the exact details. Did I need to sew something for one of my kids or did she invite me to take a class with her? In any case, a woman in my neighborhood, ... [Link]
I posted my first post on Segullah today. I have been thinking about it for a few weeks, mulling a couple ideas, but at the last minute got totally nervous and came down with a terrible case of writers block. ... [Link]
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"I am going to find a way to pay you back."Stephanie said to me when I visited with her last week.I tried to communicate how much she already has paid me back. How much my life has changed dramatically in ... [Link]
The photo below. Kalli Ko recently reminded me that posts with photos are more interesting. So in an effort not to be boring, I posted a picture. It was from part of a tag I’ve been trying to do for ... [Link]
which is why I made an ornament out of my favorite christmas pic EVER.** if you want one, you can go to http://www.cafepress.com/WindmillWa~ I'm technically inept (a possibility) there isn't a markup on this (meaning I get $0/sale), so the ... [Link]
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Because I'm so confused. Every time I try to think of a reason, I also think of something to invalidate it. Like:me: they're creepy because they celebrate outer beauty and beauty is just something you're born with and have no ... [Link]
Our house: 6:30p.m. on a Monday night. Kids fed. Kids bathed. Husband not home. One big kid planning FHE. One big kid writing a comic book. One big kid helping me add to the huge pile of upstairs things that ... [Link]
You've been wanting to read some great poetry and personal essay, haven't you? Talkin' about synergy and the Summer 2008 issue of Segullah over at the blog. Click on over!There's a shout out to Erin Beth in my post over ... [Link]
German Shepherd puppy is hospitalized. Sigh. Should it even be legal to blog about sick puppies? His fever went back up Friday after a pretty normal looking couple of days. We scheduled to take him to the vet after Don ... [Link]
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Is anyone else just the teeniest bit bothered that the government wants to lend two trillion of our dollars but will not tell us to whom they are lending it or what kind of collateral they have? Link here. [Link]
A pool in our area had a free admission day this summer and I’m nothing if not cheap so there we were. Imagine the delighted looks on my kids’ faces when they saw not only a FREE pool, but FREE ... [Link]
Let’s take about Christmas. Jim Weiss is a story-teller. We have a complete set of his CDs and they are worth every penny. My kids listen to them over and over again. I love the way that they have become ... [Link]
Here are a few reasons why you should not vote for John McCain: John McCain is an adulterer. John McCain married (the second time) under dubious circumstances and conducted his relationship in such a way that his wife was able ... [Link]
The following is making the email rounds with lightning speed. It claims to be talk given recently by President Packer. Can anyone confirm or deny? —————~ President Boyd K. Packer, President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles Speaking at ... [Link]
According to this, the priesthood session of conference will be available online starting next year. I’m not sure if I am parsing that comment correctly, but I think he’s saying that it will be available if you can log in ... [Link]
After almost three years, we’ve just about made it all the way through the Bible in felt. These have been great FHEs for us. Now I need something new. The thing is: I can’t face having to think of an ... [Link]
The Gods of the Copybook Headings by Rudyard Kipling AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place. Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish ... [Link]
We begin with a quiz. Section the First: Which item in each pair is better for the environment: (A) drying clothes in the dryer or hanging them on a clothesline? (B) using processed foods or growing your own food? (C) ... [Link]
First Things has published two articles about the Church; one by Bruce D. Porter and the other by Gerald R. McDermott. Thoughts? [Link]
While the candidates have been talking the talk about cooperation and unity, a few humble LDS editors have been walking the walk. Specifically, the editors of Sunstone, Dialogue, Irreantum, Segullah, Exponent II, and (brand-new) Mormon Artist have been gathering at ... [Link]
Strangely enough, I didn’t catch the irony until just now, as my first- and sixth-graders ran outside to catch the carpool. First grader=John McCain Sixth grader=jihadist Afghani [Link]
I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don’t mean I’m ... [Link]
A few days ago, Russell passed around this quote backstage (yes, T&S has a backstage–that’s where the permabloggers hang out, fight, and make fun of you): From Leon Wieseltier, writing in The New Republic : “I have not yet been ... [Link]
Naysayers regarding Sarah Palin’s promise to be an advocate for children with special needs can stand down for now rant all they want, but I’m still excited. Earlier today, Palin delivered a speech in Arlington, VA introducing the McCain-Palin Committment ... [Link]
Thirteen-year-old son: Mom, can I watch “The Sarah Connor Chronicles”? me: No. son: Why not? There’s nothing bad about it. me: I disagree. son: Well, I disagree with you. me: That’s okay. son: (sighs, rolls eyes) What’s so bad about ... [Link]
A good thing now comes to an end. We thank Wendy Ulrich for her fantastic guest posts, and wish her the very best. I’ve just begun reading her book, Forgiving Ourselves, and I can already tell that it will be ... [Link]
Today’s Gospel Doctrine lesson: the conversion of Alma the Younger. If you want/need a refresher, here’s the story, and here it is again. I often hear this account used as an inspirational story for parents of wayward children. I think ... [Link]
Wendy Ulrich, Ph.D., is a former president of the Association of Mormon Counselors and Psychotherapists, and the author of Forgiving Ourselves: Getting Back Up When We Let Ourselves Down, recently published by Deseret Book. She is the founder of Sixteen ... [Link]
Lucky me, I got to talk about Mosiah 15 in my Gospel Doctrine lesson today. Here’s the first half of the chapter, with some of my off-the-cuff musings thrown in. 1 And now Abinadi said unto them: I would that ... [Link]
A few months ago, a sister in our ward asked my daughter to babysit. On a Monday evening. That’s right. Monday Evening. We try to be diligent with family home evening on Monday night, so the answer needed to be ... [Link]
Just kidding about the “often†part. Are you an early voter or a procrastinator? Here’s why I voted early: 1. Smaller lines. Do you really need another reason? Seriously, you don’t. Don’t read any more. 2. Okay, you kept reading. ... [Link]
Polygamy was a topic for persuasive prose, not poetry in nineteenth century Utah. Perhaps you can speculate on why after reading the following. Written by Mary Elizabeth Woolley Chamberlain when she was in her late teens or early twenties (during ... [Link]
Most everyone I’ve talked to loved President Uchtdorf’s talk at the General Relief Society Broadcast. But I have a question (and yes, men, this is for you, too—since I assume that as a son of God, you also get joy ... [Link]
The little historian in me cheers for small things, such as correct phrasing. At the General Relief Society Broadcast on Saturday, September 27, Sister Barbara Thompson quoted Joseph Smith as saying, “I now turn the key to you in the ... [Link]
The church issued a statement about alcohol laws in Utah. The last paragraph reads: “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints believes that Utahns, including those who work in the hospitality industry, can come together as citizens, regardless of ... [Link]
I freely admit that I’m not the funniest person in the world, but I do think I have a sense of humor. I like a good laugh as much as anyone. Or perhaps I should say, “I like a good ... [Link]
“I seriously doubt whether there will be anyone in the celestial kingdom who is not kind.†“An important measure of our efforts for the celestial kingdom is how we treat others.†(Elder Jensen, Regional Conference meeting, September 7, 2008). Elder ... [Link]
This morning I heard a member of Utah’s delegation to the Republican National Convention tell a radio talk show host that “there is a really special feeling among the Republican delegation.†Could you run that by me again? Because in ... [Link]
Between loving fresh vegetables and an assumption about gardens being “doctrine,†I find myself planting every spring and harvesting what the bugs didn’t nibble in the summer and fall. Except for a few condo-living years when dirt was a scarce ... [Link]
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El Guille happened upon a showing of The Wizard of Oz on TV. The Cowardly Lion was about to do his big number. El Guille said, "What's that?"I answered brightly, "It's a lion! It's the cowardly lion!"*"Uh, that's just a ... [Link]
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I bought the bulk flat of pomegranates at Costco two weeks ago then had to supplement them with the ones on sale at Harmon’s when my children and I discovered we were addicted to them… the whole process of them—the ... [Link]
Today at church I stood in the hallway with a couple other bouncing-babies-on-hips mothers."What day is it today?" Asked one mother."I know it's November. That much I do know." Answered the other."I think it is the fifteenth." I offered."Mid-teens to ... [Link]
"Nobody watches more football than me." Said by my husband, at 9:31pm on Sunday, November 16th. There, I have it in writing, just in case I need it.That said, despite my excellent "tuning out skills" that was one good BYU ... [Link]
So I returned from New York last night... the city still on my mind. I left still wanting to walk around the balmy 60 degree streets at all hours of the day and night, showtunes still echoing in my ears, ... [Link]
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After years of observation, I've compiled this Top 10 list! In no particular order...1) It's Dillon's turn to go first.2) I'm hungry. I can't play on this empty stomach. Can I ... [Link]
One more week! How exciting is that?!If you've been needing a little somesin'-somesin' to get in the Thanksgiving spirit (pray tell, who ever really needs help in getting in ... [Link]
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Okay, I'm just going to lay it on the line here. The Dancing with the Stars results this week were a travesty! Can anyone out in blog land explain to ... [Link]
Another short and sweet post, because I'm dead. Two days and barely any sleep will do that to you, I guess. And my baby seems to think that short, frequent ... [Link]
Each night in your prayers, you thank God for yourself and you mean it. You are absolutely tickled with who you are. You see yourself as a fashionista. To school ... [Link]
a conversation catalyzed by primary lessons, stories of grandpa max in heaven and too many disney movies with parent less princessesmom, nobody that i love ever died right?no, mady. but ... [Link]
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Pink top: ROSS (Candy Rain) White tank: Old NavyLeaves necklace: from Gail (Urban Outfitters?)Brown cords: AeropostaleShoes: DSW (Rocket Dog)I'm pretty impressed with myself for keeping up with this challenge. I'm ... [Link]
i am back in business people!!that's rightthe stupid laptop is FIXED, FIXED I TELL YOUlast night the hub and i were watching "how it's made" on the science channel (nerds) ... [Link]
If there is one thing we do right as a family, it is that we consistently eat dinner together. I thoroughly enjoy this part of the day when we are ... [Link]
That's a phrase from this NY Times article about stupid things people do in an attempt to save money. I think we're actually both grocery wise and cable wise, especially ... [Link]
Around the Sloan household, the election was unquestionably the highlight of this week’s news cycle. But this event garnered nearly as much emotion from my scientist husband. Although my personal ... [Link]
In honor of our last chance to listen, argue, scoff, heckle, comment, disagree, cheer, and critique would-be presidential fashion, Mormon Mentality is offering an open thread discussion during the final ... [Link]
Mama would have been nearly seven months pregnant with me at that time. She already had two little girls — 4-year-old Rosalynde and 2-year-old Gabrielle — and if I’m remembering ... [Link]
I missed the Eighties. Despite being born in 1978 and raised just 20 minutes outside of L.A., I managed never to see Magic Johnson’s famous hook shot that brought the ... [Link]
No, this isn’t as scandalous as it sounds. Just some simple data collection. Where’s your favorite place to blog? [poll=13] My most frequent dips in the bloggernacle are quick clicks ... [Link]
Courtesy of a friendly reminder from Science Friday, Mormon Mentality is happy to celebrate this common bane of middle schoolers’ existence. How many digits can you do? 3.14159… [Link]
I learned a new word yesterday. babymoon: n. a planned period of calm spent together by a just-born baby and its parents; occasionally, time spent by parents without their baby; ... [Link]
Well, folks, the time has come to quit your day jobs: Mormon Mentality got a shout-out in Des News’s weekly bloggernacle feature! I, for one, expect some sort of book ... [Link]
The public has made its will known, and ESO has joined us as a permablogger! Welcome, cousin (hey, and don’t forget what we discussed about a possible running mate for ... [Link]
Nepotism Alert: If this introduction sounds just a little too glowing, perhaps that’s because eso is my super-cool East Coast cousin who, along with her sisters, has been the arbiter ... [Link]
Ethan has such a bright light. Sometimes I forget that. He has been so wonderful lately. His laughter and giggles spill over into the house all the time. His whole ... [Link]
I wasn’t going to write about this because, although I Twitter, I’m not usually on much on weekends, so I missed the brouhaha over the Motrin Babywearing commercial. {Background: Motrin ... [Link]
I confess I have been a bit down on the girl lately, but it’s only because she hates me with the thorough thoroughness of a thorough teenager, and not just ... [Link]
Go here. I'll just warn you though - some girl pretending to me was {looks around, shakes head, whispers} SWEARING in her comment section.Tweren't me though, because I never swear. ... [Link]
Have you ever wanted to know how to make your own chain-mail bikini, grow rock candy, properly open a pomegranate, carve a radish rose, tie a bowtie, remove various stains ... [Link]
A good word to describe him might be vibrant. Or animated. Enthusiastic, alive, vivacious. Take your pick. I love his freckles. [Link]
Captain Awesome bought US ALL airplane tickets, and we're flying to have Thanksgiving with my parents. I am sooooo excited. Planning the packing instead of the menu. And, I'm actually ... [Link]
Most of my little bloggy vacation was caused by finally getting my stinking goodfornothing computer back from the shop. I've been spending all my brief moments with two hands reformatting ... [Link]
that breakbetween the end ofavi's preschool groupand the end of milla'sleaves avi and i1 1/2 hoursto revelin each other's company.today we walked down the streetto that cozy cafewhere we took ... [Link]
somewhere in my childhood there was a summer where you could watch a movie at the local theater (or was it the elementary school?) and it was only a dollar ... [Link]
Most of my little bloggy vacation was caused by finally getting my stinking goodfornothing computer back from the shop. I've been spending all my brief moments with two hands reformatting ... [Link]
Every so often a day comes along and things just click into place. The kids are happy and at peace with each other, and it's 55-60 degrees outside and sunny ... [Link]
Just when you thought this month couldn't get any better, what w/ the TWILIGHT MOVIE for girls (ear-shatter shriek out) AND the "big game" this weekend for the boys, it's ... [Link]
Last night Kev and I attended the 2008 induction ceremony for the Utah Sports Hall of Fame. Jeff Lowe was one of 5 inductees, and the only one not affiliated ... [Link]
8 years, 7 months, and 7 days ago I became a mother. A young one. I was 21 by a hair. I was thrilled, in love, and terrified all at ... [Link]
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like....Harlequin....in Disguise!I have really made an exhaustive effort to get involved and try to be "with it."FOUR times. I feel like moaning "yeahhh....." kinda ... [Link]
I am grateful for laughter. Freedictionary.com defines laughter as this:1. The act of laughing.2. The sound produced by laughing.They say laughter is the cure-all for a bad mood, a sad ... [Link]
The following is a message from my husbandHello friends:I am excited to announce two community outreach activities available to anybody interested. Please feel free to spread the word, especially to ... [Link]
We have two flower girls in the family. Abby is our Rose and Maya is our Chrysanthemum.When I was pregnant with Abby, the two big kids were infatuated with the ... [Link]
I was informed yesterday that I needed to pick up flashcards for Zoe. The addition and subtraction kind. And here's my reminder. Uh. What's that? Apparently some glofs, a scarf ... [Link]
Sorry if that last post caught you by surprise, and maybe had you feeling a bit betrayed and confused. I know how you feel. I felt the same way when ... [Link]
Thank you so much for all of your kindness as I’ve been going through this rough time. It’s not hard to be open about my struggles when I get such ... [Link]
My oldest son Jay, moved out today. It’s beyond time. More than, beyond. I can’t quite articulate how I feel about this. Happy for him. Excited for him. Thrilled. He ... [Link]
Baby Wehaven'tdecidedonanameyet Born: 11.18.08 (yeah for mostly even numbers!) 7:04 am (please note that is prior to our 8 am induction appointment. All the details to follow, when I'm not ... [Link]
Mr. Fob and I have both studied languages, though more literature than linguistics. However, we still often discuss various nuances of language and find ourselves running to the OED for ... [Link]
I have been blogging for seven months and no tags until I was tagged tonight for the second time in roughly 24 hours. This time I was tagged by the ... [Link]
Once again I bring you a tip that I am probably the last person on earth to hear about it. (Last time it was my mother’s revolutionary microwave-cleaning method). It ... [Link]
Have you ever sent your kids to bed without dinner? I just did. But then I caved and brought them a meager meal of tortillas with cheese and tortillas with ... [Link]
I think you people should buy like 100 of these and give them to all your relations and what- nots. (Who-nots?)Or, getting only 10 would be okay, too. Or, I guess, ... [Link]
This was just OK. It certainly didn't look too appetizing, but the rice was good, the sauce had a little kick to it and the water chestnuts were a pleasant ... [Link]
I've been tagged by Mommy Madness of Stretched to New Limits Everyday! Thank you, Mommy Madness. This is the first time I've ever been tagged! Money has again gained me ... [Link]
I'm a little weirded out right now.I've been trying to figure out a way to post about Hoss' snoring and how bad it is and how I haven't slept for ... [Link]
Nigel and the kids really liked this (I stand corrected -- Jeffrey again refused to taste it), but I was not thrilled with it. I thought it was OK, but ... [Link]
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This is a compilation of email letters I've received from Mar over the past few weeks. Some were just written to me and some were general letters to me, Michelle, ... [Link]
as i said myi love you'sand goodnightsand kissed theirdelicious cheeksi was already scheming.i closed their door(knowing full welli would be back soon to replacebodies back in beds)and headed straight to the ... [Link]
This amazing musical is coming to the Capitol Theater in Salt Lake City from April 8 - May 3, 2009. I've seen it twice (New York and LA) and highly recommend ... [Link]
Kevin, Holly, Me, Mom One day when I was about six, my four year old brother Kevin disappeared.I'm not sure how long he'd been gone when we noticed, but I ... [Link]
I have been tagged by an utter stranger via a hit and run comment on yesterday’s post. I am (pretty) (much) sure this person doesn’t know me from Eve (I ... [Link]
I was in an Apple store and already owned everything I'd probably want to buy. Mind you, I'm sure I could have pushed admiration into desire if I'd wanted. The ... [Link]
Sing It With Me, Churchy People: Saturday is a special day It's the day we go out to the buffet We clean all our plates and we lick all our spoons ... [Link]
My spinsty friend Yvette and me had the best lunch date ever yesterday...feels like its bin forever! Missed her face so bad!! Seriously, so impressive that she still hangs out ... [Link]
Gary and I have a major pet peeve. And that is skipping Thanksgiving. We love Thanksgiving so much and get sad when it's overlooked because of the excitement of Christmas. ... [Link]
I know I promised to stop writing the V word (vomit) and I still have every intention of doing so, I am just waiting for my body to stop along ... [Link]
Because we're not celebrating until the weekend, it took me about an hour to remember what today means. Today is Allan's twenty-eighth birthday. Any well-wishes (e.g. Have a ROCKIN' Day, Bailey!!!), ... [Link]
Flushed his toothbrush gone Then tried the large stuffed turtle What will it be next? Up at four-thirty (am) Into Jacob’s room; lights ON! “Hey Brother, WAKE UP!” Took the ... [Link]
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